What if China rules…..

What if china rules…..

1) It will be like the CPM ruling but only with some development happening.
2) The brand new soldier for poor will be abstained from making bad speeches, sent to Leh for proper soldier training, his travel expenses will be cut (if possible withdrawn) and last but not the least he will be taught Chinese rather than Hindi (eases a lot of trauma!)
3) Alas! Saifina might not live up to the Brangelina brand for they cannot have/adopt more than a dozen! Might we suggest a children’s library?

4) Sanjay Gandhi will finally reincarnate for his dream ‘hum do hamare doh’ (actually dhed) will be brutally implemented!

5) Rohintan Mistri’s Fine Balance could be the new bible for the Chinese would respect Mistris balanced Moolah (read ‘fine’) talk!

6) No more oil problems! No baas… no baasuri!

7) Chinese might try to Shangaize Mumbai… might we warn them the tiger still hates invasion!

Kalams 2020 vision might be fulfilled for the contract period! Post that…. umm… uh hey at least we tried.

9) Change in Cricket?? Don’t even think about it!

We might be dysfunctional, but we still are the official tea drinkers! so what the hell… what if China rules? They wont survive anyway!